♦ Frisky's Shenanigans ♦

Hey! If you ever wanna show me something, tag it as friskafreak, without the hyphen! Thanks!

GO FOR THE CHEESE

NO

NO ONE IS GETTING CHEESE

So my friends are recommending Skyrim mods

Sanna:

PLEASE FRISKY

Frisky:

NO I'M NOT FILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE'S HOUSES WITH CHEESE

Sanna:

AWWWW COME ON

Frisky:

NO

Sanna:

THEY LIKE CHEESE

Frisky:

I DON'T CARE THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY

Stormy:

CHEESE

Frisky:

NO CHEESE!

ecokitty:

I read this in a phic once and I had to close my browser from shock

I’m shocked too.
How did I not think of that one first?!

ecokitty:

I read this in a phic once and I had to close my browser from shock

I’m shocked too.

How did I not think of that one first?!

(via rumpelstiltskinned)

If you donated money to DashCon and want a refund the deadline to request one is TOMORROW.

kitsunecoffee:

favabean05:

They gave three days notice. -_-

Don’t want anyone to miss out on refunds because they to sneak the deadline within their giant statement.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIKE CRAZY

(via nightbloggerkurloz)

the-mad-curator:

[ “Doom Plays the Violin”, by: Beth Brousil. ]

the-mad-curator:

[ “Doom Plays the Violin”, by: Beth Brousil. ]

(via graveglamour)

http://friska-freak.tumblr.com/post/92244099928/stitchedwingsandotherthings-friska-freak

stitchedwingsandotherthings:

friska-freak:

stitchedwingsandotherthings:

stitchedwingsandotherthings:

friska-freak:

stitchedwingsandotherthings:

friska-freak:

I KNOW THERE WAS SOMETHING INVOLVING LEGS THAT MEANS THE SAME THING AS “UPPERHAND”?

I’M NOT DREAMING. 8C

I think there’s an expression like “leg up” or something? I could be wrong…

Well he probably has enough upper legs to choke a horse.

Same with any other kind of leg.

You can lend him a hand though! Wait no he already has four of those. HA! 

image

Oh my god

One day he’s going to break the fourth wall and slap us both, I hope you know. 

Well he certainly has more than enough hands for that. 

image

http://friska-freak.tumblr.com/post/92244099928/stitchedwingsandotherthings-friska-freak

stitchedwingsandotherthings:

stitchedwingsandotherthings:

friska-freak:

stitchedwingsandotherthings:

friska-freak:

I KNOW THERE WAS SOMETHING INVOLVING LEGS THAT MEANS THE SAME THING AS “UPPERHAND”?

I’M NOT DREAMING. 8C

I think there’s an expression like “leg up” or something? I could be wrong…

Well he probably has enough upper legs to choke a horse.

Same with any other kind of leg.

You can lend him a hand though! Wait no he already has four of those. HA! 

image

Oh my god

One day he’s going to break the fourth wall and slap us both, I hope you know. 

stitchedwingsandotherthings:

friska-freak:

stitchedwingsandotherthings:

friska-freak:

I KNOW THERE WAS SOMETHING INVOLVING LEGS THAT MEANS THE SAME THING AS “UPPERHAND”?

I’M NOT DREAMING. 8C 

I think there’s an expression like “leg up” or something? I could be wrong though.

….We’re both really bad at this, tbh.

NO THAT WAS IT.

A “LEG UP”

I accidentally blended it with “upperhand” and got “upperleg” instead dgshjdghs-

I’m telling Ringy.

FUZZ NO 

I don’t need one more friend’s OC laughing at me shoo >8C 

stitchedwingsandotherthings:

friska-freak:

I KNOW THERE WAS SOMETHING INVOLVING LEGS THAT MEANS THE SAME THING AS “UPPERHAND”?

I’M NOT DREAMING. 8C 

I think there’s an expression like “leg up” or something? I could be wrong though.

….We’re both really bad at this, tbh.

NO THAT WAS IT.

A “LEG UP”

I accidentally blended it with “upperhand” and got “upperleg” instead dgshjdghs-

I KNOW THERE WAS SOMETHING INVOLVING LEGS THAT MEANS THE SAME THING AS “UPPERHAND”?

I’M NOT DREAMING. 8C 

In which Kumosama and I discuss RP drama and this happens instead:

Frisky:

sdgdsghjhdsj ;;

Frisky:

…..oh gosh you realise

Frisky:

you’re gonna be giving Ringy a leg on this alsothatexpressionprobablywasn’tright

Kumo:

a leg

Frisky:

I KNOW THE EXPRESSION WAS SOME SORT OF LIMB

Kumo:

fhdjkgh my waist started hurting from laughing |DD

Kumo:

LIP

Frisky:

NO THAT WASN’T IT

Kumo:

… Actually I don’t know either >u>”

Frisky:

….IT WAS UPPERHAND

Frisky:

NOT LEG

Kumo:

OH

Frisky:

oh god I nearly said upperleg

Kumo:

OH MY GOD |DD

Frisky:

I DON’T KNOW I’M FASTING OKAY |D

etchpea:

g-go me

etchpea:

g-go me

(via thefrogman)

lthilien:

IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH

(via myblackeyeddemon)

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad:

Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad:

Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad:

Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad:

Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad:

Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad:

Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad:

I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad:

Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad:

Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad:

Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad:

It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad:

Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad:

*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad:

My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad:

Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad:

Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad:

I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad:

Fuck the government.

Dad:

Fuck the school board.

Dad:

Close the door.

Dad:

Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad:

I love puns.

Dad:

People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad:

Please shut up.

Dad:

Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad:

I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad:

I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad:

You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad:

Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad:

I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad:

If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad:

They act like I care what they think.

Dad:

I hate homework.

Dad:

I have decided to become a politician.

Dad:

What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

darthxerik:

thisiswearbyasgard:

darthxerik:

thisiswearbyasgard:

If you ever think your school project ideas have been overtaken by fandoms, just remember my science partner and I once rewrote Love is an Open Door to apply to the phosphorous cycle.

*raises hand*
I once submitted a Thor&Loki fanvideo as a video art project

I also did a persuasive speech re: Love Never Dies, persuading people to think it’s terrible

Also, I did Loki’s hulk-smashed make-up for my “trauma” stage make-up project

And I also made this for a digital media class

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….You win.

(Although I think a public speaking speech as a refutation to the ‘kneel’ speech while basing it around a Ralph Waldo Emerson quote counts for something.) 

…I didn’t try to make it a contest. Just adding to the list— :P Yours are insurmountable!

Oh— and through the course of an entire semester I made an entire branding system for a made-up Nordic hotel named “Valhal Inn.” I even made a commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9n29m-y8ws

My thesis paper for my senior year in college was 15 pages of Romanticism as applied in The Phantom of the Opera if that counts. >u>”